Friday, 31 July 2009

Scrap Heap Challenge (Review)

Last night, after a few hours of heavy drinking and DJing b2b with DJ Cable and DJ Guise, we went back to Guise's house for some PS3 and to chill out. Somehow we ended up watching Scrap Heap Challenge and I was struck by just how stupid a show it is. I filmed DJ Cable giving a review of the show for what I intended to be our first video blog post but he has since forbidden me to post the footage, so you'll have to settle for my slightly disappointed, jaded and hungover text review.



I honestly don't know how this show ever got commissioned. I'd never seen it before, and I expect lots of you are in that position, so I'll give you a quick run down of the concept of the show:

Two teams of beardy/balding virgins (contestants) compete to manufacture an entirely useless piece of machinery from parts found in a scrap yard. These utterly pointless creations are then tested against each other to see who has managed to make the most retarded contraption. The competition is presided over by a washed up sci-fi actor (Kryten from Red Dwarf...the years have not been kind to you) and the kind of female television presenter who you take one look at and instantly assume they've starred in some low budget adult films before reaching this pinnacle in their career.

You'd think that there'd presumably be some kind of awesome prize to motivate people to go on this poor excuse for a TV show... but no. Winners get to saw off a hunk of their winning contraption at the end of the day as a memento of the time they wasted a whole weekend of their lives. Where do I sign up?

Maybe I'm being overly harsh. Maybe there is some merit in this show. Certainly, if I woke up one morning to find myself in a strange post-apocalyptic wasteland and felt the uncontrollable urge to build a fan powered potato peeler, I'd be straight on the phone to these chaps. Other than that though, I can't see any real value in this show and I don't know why its on TV.

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Fun with custom record labels...

After finding some spare blank labels, I decided to put them to use...



I may keep these as a spare pair in case any of my peers forget their control vinyl...

Monday, 27 July 2009

DJ Cheese 86 DMC Set (Video)


DMC Showcases - The History Of DMC World Champions on MUZU.

DMC have Finally dug out this video from their archives and put it up online. For those of you who are unaware of the significance of this set, it was Cheese who originally introduced scratching etc into DMC routines which led to the competition becoming what it is today.

Enjoy a slice of turntablism memorabilia.

Sunday, 26 July 2009

The Prisoner (Comic-Con Promo Vid)




Wow. This looks amazing. Can't wait for this to drop.

Serato x Stones Throw

CABLE SAYS: Fall back, Tom...Stones Throw's a wicked label! I need these immediately!

Just spotted this and thought I'd put it up on here. I personally don't care much for the Stones Throw slipmatts or tracks etc, but I'm gonna see if I can get some Ultra-Clear Serato vinyl like this and get some custom slipmatts made up myself. Watch this space :)



Ships August 18. Pre-orders now available.

This is the Serato & Stones Throw collabo, a package of 2 discs (music b/w serato tones), and two slipmats. The discs are clear vinyl. This is limited to 2000 pieces and will be available August 18 at all the usual Stones Throw retailers. Here's full details:

2 DISCS Clear vinyl
2 SLIPMATS Stones Throw logo in gold
SIDES 1 & 3 Serato Control Tones used to DJ with Serato Scratch Live software
SIDES 2 & 4 exclusive Stones Throw tracks

Track list:
Dam-Funk - Silver Sunsets
James Pants - Let's Celebrate
Guilty Simpson - What To Do (Oh No Remix)
Mayer Hawthorne - Just Aint Gonna Work Out (Astronote Remix)
Peanut Butter Wolf feat. Baron Zen - Talk To Me
CX Kidtronik - Aint Even Playin'
J Rocc - Hot Feet
MED - Out of Control (Produced by Madlib)

Dizzee Rascal - Holiday Lover


Spotted this mashup on Hypemachine and was curious to see what it was. As it turns out, its a mashup of Dizzee's latest joint with Calvin Harris, "Holiday" and Prince's first chart success, "I Wanna Be Your Lover". The result is a 7+ minute funky, retro track which is actually a refreshing change from the original which is being drilled into my head by Radio 1, Kiss FM and far too many club DJs.

Cop it here and have a listen for yourself :)

Download!

Friday, 24 July 2009

Dubstep in 90's Videogames?



Okay, it's not technically Dubstep, but it does feel fairly similar! Doom was on some next level shit when it came to in-game music...

Via Dubstep Forum