How to chat up girls with Funky Dee (Video)

Are you gonna FAIL doe?

On a side note, what's with everyone rocking the Prada sneakers these days? They're horrifc...

Pete Wentz pretending to DJ (Video)

Dear Pete,

Please stick to making emo-pop songs for your teenage fanbase and leave us real DJs to do the job properly. NOT mime that shit badly over a mixtape.

You get the gasface.

Yours sincerely,

DJ Cable.

Fat Joe's Sneakers = Wack

I think the term "poor man's Air Yeezys" sums up this monstrosity...

Absolutely stinking...

Atmos x Reebok Ex-O Fit Strap "Nightmare"

A "nightmare" is exactly what this shoe is...Stinking!

If I see you wearing this, I will come and laugh at you. Unless you're Jean Claude Van Damme. Or Kimbo Slice. Then I won't say anything at all....

Eminem x Bruno @ MTV Awards (Video)

Erm...WTF?!

This must've been staged, right?

Via DJ Shock

BONUS! Em' performing "We Made You" & "Crack A Bottle" at the awards.