Spongebob Croc Skin Bapestas

Stinking.



The purple man bag gets an "epic fail" as well...

Skepta "Sunglasses At Night" (Music Video)

SKEPTA - SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT


For those not in the know, it samples Corey Hart's hit from the 1980s.

It's not bad, it's catchy and it'll be Top 10 hit no doubt; but it seems that everyone's now following that trend of just spitting the simplest of bars over a familiar sample.

Cue more people flossing with shades in the club, looking foolish. How you guys (and gals) can see anything when you wear them is beyond comprehension.

On another note, it's all about DJ Ayres' re-edit of the original. Well worth tracking down...

My Gigs This Week

Some shameless self-promotion for you all! If you're out and about this week, come see me in action!

Tonight, I'll be spinning at "Connected" @ Optic Nightclub in Norwich, throwing it down with the Hip Hop, R&B, Dancehall, UKG & Funky/Afro House.



Tomorrow, I'll be at Panache in Bristol supporting G Child. Again, It'll be on the Hip Hop/Urban flex.



Then Friday, I'm off to "Rugs Are Badd" @ The Custard Factory in Birmingham. It's gonna be filthy!



The videocamera will be out in full effect for these...Look out for the vlog!

Letters From Kanye...

I was a bit puzzled when I checked my Blackberry yesterday morning, to find an email from "Kanye West". By the looks of things, it seemed that I was Bcc'd into an email with someone at TBG (who?) regarding pictures. Attached was an MP3.

I then get another email later that day to say how I was Bcc'd by mistake, and as the MP3 was free to put up on the blog.



After getting my Google on, I found out that that Kanye's email accounts & Myspace had been hacked into, and further Googling showed that this was a marketing scheme to promote another artists music. Who that artist is, I don't know, as I deleted the MP3 thinking it was a Trojan virus.

Looks like no-one's safe from being hacked these days...

LOL @ the "people stop sending me spam" line though. To quote my high school English teacher, "Oh the irony!"

Lego & Time Flux Capacitors

Just came across these. I loved playing with Lego when I was a kid, but never had the skills to make shit like this.





I wonder what'll happen when these things hit 88mph?

Related: Mattel Hover Board On Ebay

UK Funky Reaches the US (Video)

Following on from Wale's "Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes" freestyle, which Semtex leaked over the weekend, it seems that US is getting down with Funky/Afro House/UK Funky/Funky House (delete where appropriate).

The above video features Theophillus London & Jesse Boykins III skanking out to "Bongo Jam" by Crazy Cousinz during a show at SOB's. Word has it that he'll be doing his own version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes" too.

Via DJ B & Dunknowdablogspot.

Ron Browz "Jumpin (Out The Window)" (Music Video)

"Rotate" was cool, but this is pretty wack. I'm not on this at all.